Yeah, you read that correctly. This is going to be a bit of a call out to all the ‘lads’ on instagram who I think honestly believe that they will get a girl by commenting on their pictures and DM-ing them. My god, the stuff I’ve received in the last week could be written into a book of the worst pick up tries…
The funniest thing I find is that I clearly have a boyfriend, I mean the pictures are there…and then they get surprised or butthurt when I’m like ‘no thanks pal, boyfriend’.
I think the best one I’ve received so far is just an ‘Oi oi’ from a guy. I didn’t even respond. What do you reply to a call out that boy’s use when watching football? Kinda disrespectful to try and start a conversation with it… And can you imagine the conversation with your grandkids?
‘Oh, Grandma…how did you meet Grandad?’
‘Well my dear, he sent me one of my instagram photos in DM with the message of ‘🔥🔥’ and from that moment I knew he was my true love…’
It does honestly make me question what these boys think they’re going to gain from it. Here is the message in question…
What a charmer. Here’s another wonderful bit of poetry..
I really apologise if the boys who sent me these messages see this, and feel hurt that I’ve called them out. But maybe then they might realise that their messages are ridiculous and just come across as a wolf whistle on a street.
I even received 5 messages from a guy yesterday in Spanish. I replied I was English (I mean my whole bio and page is in English…) and he continued to type to me in Spanish? I don’t know what he was saying but to be honest I’m going to be stereotypical and imagine it was something as bad as these other guys up here…
Guys, a message for you from a girl- JUST SAY HELLO.
Oh, and to the guy who wanted to pay me for ‘buttcrush’ (sitting on bugs like snails whilst clothed), you are insane and need to re-decide what your fetishes are.
Lots of love x